Parody of Marc Antonys Funeral Speech(Julius Caesar)

A PARODY OF MARC ANTONYS FUNERAL SPEECH Author-A math FearingStudent Friends, Scholars, And Fellow-Sufferers, Lend Me Yours Ears, I Come To bump math, Not To Praise It. The Evils That Former Geniuses Invented, Lives After Them The Good Is Lost In The Sands of Time So It Is With Mathematics. The Noble Maths Teachers Have Told You, Mathematics Is Interesting, If It Were So, I Have Failed to Appreciate It- And Failing To Appreciate, Have Failed In it. hither, Under The Leave of The Principal And TeachersFor They Are All Honourable People, Come I To Speak Of The trial by ordeal Of Mathematics. Maths Is Complicating, Nauseating, And Frightening To Me simply Our Maths Teachers Say, It Is Interesting And Easy And They Are Honourable Men. Many A Time we Are Given Sums Whose Complexities Did Leave Us Reeling, Does This spend a penny It Interesting? When The Poor Students Failed, The Maths Teachers Routed And Roared. Mathematics Should Be Made Easier Or Abolished Yet The Maths Teachers Say It Is Easy And They Are All assailable Men. You Have All Observed During The Year,As The Maths Teachers Walk Into The Class, The Students Sweat And Swoon. Is It Necessary? Yet Our Maths Teachers Say It Is Necessary, And Sure, They Are Capable Men. I Speak Not To Disprove What These Teachers Say But Here I Am To Speak What I Do Know. You All Did Try To Pass Mathematics, But Without Success. Isnt That What Causes To Hate Schooling? O Education Where Is The Justification? Have All Educationists Lost Their Reason? turn off With Me, I moldiness Stop Now My Fear for Mathematics Allows Me To Go No Further.I Must Pause Till Reason Come Back To Our Educators. Till Yesterday, We Bore The Rigours Of Maths Silently But Now We Must Rethink Our Goals. It Is Not That We Need To Do Away With Mathematics, But Just Make It More Bearable. O Friends, If I Were To Stir You Up Against Mathematics I Should Do The School aggrieve And The Maths Teachers Wrong Who You All Know Are Capable Men. I Will No t Do Them Wrong, I Rather Choose To Wrong The System,To Wrong myself And You Than To Wrong such Honourable Men. *-*